At a glance
| Episodes | 5 |
|---|---|
| Free | Episodes 1 and 2 |
| Locked episodes | 3, 12 tokens apiece |
| Tokens to finish | 36 |
| Cost to finish | around $1.44 on the yearly plan, $3.24 on the quarterly plan and $5.04 on the monthly plan |
| Explicitness | 3 out of 5 on our scale |
| Performer | None, a Candy original |
| Candy tags | Milf, Wife |
The setup in the locker room
You have just joined a pro football team as its rookie. Nobody in the locker room gets pushed as hard as you do by the coach, a chilly, exacting woman whose husband owns the franchise. At some point she picks you out from the rest. The official setup ends there, and because it is written in the second person, you are the rookie.
What it gets right
Its best asset is what is on the line. A rookie could lose it all: his coach decides whether he keeps a roster spot, and her husband pays the salaries. On top of the affair, then, sits a real threat to his career, something most five-parters on Candy never bother adding. Her cold, exacting style also points toward a power reversal you can imagine without the synopsis having to describe it.
The sports world freshens things up as well. Where the catalogue mostly relies on houses, hotels and family get-togethers, a professional team’s training complex feels new.
The weak spots
The coach never gets a name in the synopsis, and the rookie’s only trait is that he is new, which leaves the episodes to fill a lot of blanks. Tagged just Milf and Wife, it also makes no attempt to push limits, and it scores 3 out of 5 on our explicitness scale.
Free episodes first, then tokens
You get episodes 1 and 2 free, enough to find out whether the coach’s frosty act does anything for you. Each of the three locked episodes is 12 tokens, 36 overall; that comes to about $1.44 with the yearly plan, $3.24 with the quarterly or $5.04 with the monthly. One month of plan tokens pays for it twice over and still leaves some.
If you like it, try these
Closest in spirit is YES, DIRECTOR, with the same two tags, the same “yes” in the title and a 4 out of 5 rating. My Wife’s Personal Trainer throws in a Cuck tag and also earns 4 out of 5. For a married woman at the center and the highest score on our scale, go with Midnight Compartment, rated 5 out of 5. Each of the three takes 36 tokens to finish.
Should you press play?
- Go for it if authority figures, risk at work and a setting away from the usual suburban home appeal to you.
- Skip it if maximum explicitness is the goal; the higher-rated picks listed above will serve you better.
Verdict
With a career at stake and the owner hovering offstage, Yes, Coach is built on a stronger setup than its brief synopsis lets on. At the standard price, it is a dependable pick from the middle of our scale.