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Review · 5 episodes · Roommates

My Roommates are Thirsty! review: Mona, DarkAngel and the new guy

A new roommate moves in, and Mona and DarkAngel make no secret of wanting him. Its synopsis is the slimmest of the bunch, though the premise is clear enough: five episodes, the first two free, and 36 tokens for the rest.

At a glance

Episodes5
FreeEpisodes 1 and 2
Locked episodes3, at 12 tokens each
Tokens to finish36
Cost to finishabout $1.44 on the yearly plan, $3.24 on the quarterly one, $5.04 on the monthly one
ExplicitnessNot rated yet
PerformerNone, a Candy original
Candy tagsNympho

A premise, just barely

All Candy offers officially is one line, in which roommates Mona and DarkAngel pursue their newest housemate, and aggressively at that. Nothing more is given. There is no backstory and no obstacle, and the only setting is the shared apartment implied by the title.

Pretending there is more story than that would be misleading. The whole series rests on one lively idea, two women doing the pursuing, and trusts the episodes to handle everything else.

What sets it apart

  • Double the pursuit. The usual Candy five-parter is built around a single couple. With two roommates chasing one newcomer, the dynamic shifts, and there may be some rivalry between them.
  • The women set the pace. In a synopsis this short, “aggressively” carries a lot of weight: the new arrival is being pursued, not doing the pursuing.
  • Characters with names. Because the synopsis names Mona and DarkAngel, you can at least hope for two separate personalities instead of a matched pair of roommates.

Against that, no conflict is mentioned, and attraction is the only motive on offer. Viewers who want a setup that builds to a payoff should look elsewhere.

Price, rating and the free episodes

You can use episodes 1 and 2, both free, to test the setup and decide whether the roommates’ energy suits you. Episodes 3 to 5 each sit behind a 12-token lock, so the full run costs 36 tokens, which is roughly $1.44 on a yearly Candy plan, $3.24 on a quarterly one or $5.04 on a monthly one. We have not given it an explicitness rating yet. Its one Candy tag, Nympho, fits the title.

Who should give it a go

It is aimed at viewers after something light, with no backstory and two women in the lead, who would also like a break from the family taboo that dominates so much of the catalogue. If story is how you judge a series, pass: the synopsis offers next to nothing, and your tokens would mainly buy the concept.

Other series to weigh up

Other titles tagged Nympho include His Girlfriend’s Best Friend’s Sex Den, a standard 36-token five-parter that we have not rated yet either, and Under Holly’s Command, which adds Milf and scores 3 out of 5 on our scale. For a performer series along the same lines, Student Bodies is also tagged Nympho but needs 90 tokens to finish, so a look at our cost breakdown first is wise.

Where it lands

It is a fun idea at the lowest price any full Candy series carries, but you will not find a thinner premise in the catalogue. Start with the two free episodes. Should Mona and DarkAngel charm you, 36 tokens is not much to spend; if they leave you cold, the locked episodes hold no secret plot that might change your view.

My Roommates are Thirsty! questions, answered

What is My Roommates are Thirsty! about?

Mona and DarkAngel, who share an apartment, target the newcomer who moves in and chase him with very little subtlety. That is the full extent of the plot in Candy’s synopsis.

How many episodes are in it, and are they free to watch?

It has five. Episodes 1 and 2 cost nothing, while the last three each need 12 tokens to unlock.

How much does finishing My Roommates are Thirsty! cost?

Finishing costs 36 tokens. In dollars, a monthly plan puts that at roughly $5.04, a quarterly plan at $3.24 and a yearly plan at $1.44. For a side-by-side look at the plans, see our page on costs.

How explicit does My Roommates are Thirsty! get?

We have not rated it on our explicitness scale so far. Candy tags it Nympho. It is strictly for adults 18 or older, which holds for every Candy AI Shorts series.